Rob Thurman's Blog: The Reaver Report, page 41

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11:58 RT @paulgoatallen: Long Live Lankhmar: Why Every Single Science Fiction and Fantasy Fan Should Read Fritz Leiber bit.ly/9r35kk #

12:04 Gray Mouser was my first crush @paulgoatallen:Why Every Single Science Fiction and Fantasy Fan Should Read Fritz Leiber bit.ly/9r35kk #

12:06 In fact, great duos: Gray Mouser & Fafhrd, Elric and Moonglum. Great psycho families: the Royal Family of Amber. Old school days--I...

SALES FAIL//SERIES GOING DOWN

All right. I received my royalty check (which puts the KFC worker I saw today with her polyester pants so tight I could see her thong in a better earning bracket than me.) For those who didn't check the CHIMERA contest (several entries below), I do want to be clear with this.  The best analogy really is a TV show = an author.  If a TV  show does not get its viewers to watch, it gets cancelled. If I don't get sales/rankings, something of mine gets cancelled. Poof, it's gone.

And from this royal...

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17:18 'This is my excited smile.' 'This is my I'm eating your penis smile' @dianapfrancis No sir. Not me. Can you have denture-vagina dentata? #

17:29 Very, very carefully. OUCH @dianapfrancis LMAO teeth whitener for women with vagina dentata. I wonder how you apply that? #

17:30 No, but you can.Something along the lines of Ode on a Grecian Urn-waiting... @tasmin21 Have I mentioned lately how much I love your...

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12:14 If this isn't a sign of Armageddon, it should be. abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=10617010 #

14:28 I'm holding out 4 the Depends centerfold @RindaElliott I should have followed her dream of me having a modeling career be4 trying to publish #

16:04 it's ironic that a box of your books sitting on your porch make your stomach turn inside out (hey, Crunch Berries, nice to see you again.) #

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12:16 I do love J.D. Morgan @AmyAnneS Just finished watching The Losers, surprisingly good movie! @Rob_Thurman, guys and guns/ made me miss Cal #

14:26 As I watch the 15 great minutes of Wolverine: Origins, I *still* wish the entire movie had been Stryker's team of psychopaths kicking ass #

14:49 an absolute given. If they back out of a Deadpool movie...gah! @xxLadyHattaxx totally agree--Deadpool was the greatest p...

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11:10 Chimera (Koontz-style Lightning & Watchers genre) is out June 1st. See a former Russian Mafia bodyguard rescue a brother abducted 7 yrs b4-- #

11:11 --a brother w/no memory of a time before his abduction, raised in a sterile, assassin factory, w/little knowledge of the outside world-- #

11:16 See Stefan, the black-sheep older brother, try to be a role model (the poor damn guy.) Read Chimera excerpts at...

CHIMERA excerpt and PRIZES

Yes, many capitals in PRIZES to snag the attention. CHIMERA is due to be released June 1st (for the story of how Chimera is the brother book I wrote when I couldn't sell NIGHTLIFE (Book 1 of the Cal Leandros Novels) for a few years, I believe there is a Chimera tag if you're curious as to the details. Long and short is that come hell or high water (seems like we have both of those going on right now), I was going to write a book with brothers in it. And when I finished CHIMERA, NIGHTLIFE...

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18:15 Then check out Chimera on June 1st! @wiredwizard Does having 41 Koontz books in my collection count me as a devoted fan? #

18:22 I have a craving for John Cusack and Grosse Point Blank, but I have no Grosse Point Blank. I, like Martin, am morally flexible however. #

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12:24 RT @MystGalaxyBooks: Our 17th Birthday Bash starts in 2 hours. Join us. www.mystgalaxy.com #

12:28 Do I have any fans who are also devoted Dean Koontz fans (esp from the Lightning, Watchers days)? #

12:54 I went w/ a ferret named Godzilla, but otherwise very close @BlueSavageDr really liked classic Koontz. LOVED the way he always worked dogs #

12:55 Re: Chimera. Thanks! & much luck for your release coming up ...

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10:46 In theater...IRON MAN 2! RDJ!! #

10:51 Unfortunately unlike Sherlock Holmes there is no cardboard RDJ to grope. Damn! #

17:08 What?? There was no JL in Iron Man 2. My panties would've been much wetter @ThePinkEgoBox got 2 love another RDJ and JL pairing in Iron Man #

17:15 Saw Iron Man 2. Reviewers on track. Good, not quite as good as the first. Not enough Whiplash and far, *far* too much ludicrous Hammer...