Rob Thurman's Blog: The Reaver Report, page 39

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08:41 RT @LisaShearin RT @neilhimself: Vaguely disappointed to learn that BP's "top kill procedure" will leave its entire executive strata alive #

08:43 RT @LisaShearin: On my blog: CONTEST & PRIZES for Rob Thurman's new book CHIMERA! 4 chances to win! www.lisashearin.com/blog/ #

10:58 Received German NIGHTLIFEs. Much longer books. German is definitely the language to angst in...and curse. wonder if they de-f**...

Zeke and Griffin Story

To give you guys something to hold you over until the Trick of the Light sequel, The Grimrose Path, out in September, I'm going to write a little Z and G story and post it here on LJ. Very short. Just fluff, but fun. Who knows. If we generate more sales for Trixa, maybe someday I could afford to bring the series back. Maybe a little Z and G story will rev some engines. Hopefully I'll turn out a few pages in the next few days and post it in time to make you LOVE ME MORE AND BUY CHIMERA...

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11:13 RT @LucienneDiver: I know the world is off at BEA, but 3 comments? Come on! Enter to win: varkat.livejournal.com/160716.html #

14:48 RT @Gwenda @JaneFriedman From BEA: 7% of books published generate 87% of book sales. 93% of all published books sell < 1,000 copies ea. #

15:20 RT @shitmydadsays: "No. Humans will die out. We're weak. Dinosaurs survived on rotten flesh. You got diarrhea last week from a...

CHIMERA in KINDLE

Amazon and Penguin have stopped their caged death-match and it's all unicorns, rainbows, and kitten farts again. So supposedly Penguin's new books will be available on Kindle in the next few days. I'm hoping that includes CHIMERA (brothers...ass-kicking...entry for massive prizes if you buy between June 1st and June 7th.) Good news for the Kindle-heads! 

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11:10 RT On my blog: Release Day contest for @Jennifer_Estep! Two signed copies of WEB OF LIES are the prizes: www.lisashearin.com/blog/ #

11:15 RT @LucienneDiver: Release day blog and giveaway for THE WHITE ROAD by @LynnFlewelling! varkat.livejournal.com/160716.html #

15:48 god, so true @LisaSheari @vickihinze For all those authors who've done all those booksignings... bit.ly/9IikAj #

19:55 The Amtyville horror ...

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11:28 Happy Birthday to my best sherpa ever @liketheriver1 #

12:12 Countdown to Chimera June 1st (pleasepleaseplease wait until June 1st-7th if you can.) Other countdowns: can't wait for LEVERAGE! #

13:18 Where's a good place to live in South Carolina (cheap)? Looking to downsize. Yes, it's hard to downsize from living in a basement :> but... #

16:12 RT new ace/roc features up! Ilona Andrews, @Rob Thurman...

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14:17 RT: MG invites readers to take part in our Bloodbath event with vampire authors Christopher Farnsworth and Nathan Long. www.mystgalaxy.com #

15:11 gah! Another aggressive wolf spider *and* a brown recluse in a non-reclusive place. Why not snakes?! I'll pick up a snake. I like snakes #

21:58 Why the hell is chimera 11.69 dollars on amazon?? Is it a mistake or escalation in their war w/the publishers? #

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10:12 The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai is on in 15 minutes! And if you don't know what that is you are no true supergeek. #

16:52 RT @dianapfrancis: RT @sfsignal: GIVEAWAY: New York City Advance Screening Tickets for 'Splice': sfsignal.com/10133 #fb #

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14:16 There are. Some seriously fun and twisted shirts on www.merchnow.com including an obscene monkey one for tom S. #

14:23 can you use old sperm in your freezer stuck to the popsicles? @emmapetersen In S.C. unless ur married you cannot use a fresh donor 4 invitro #

14:32 mental note: watch your nuts & your horse around C.G. @ChristophGolden I'd rather be Rochambeau'd by a horse than be made to watch MacGruber #

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EARLY RELEASE WARNING

And it's started per usual. Chimeras are popping up early in the bookstore. PLEASE remember...if you buy before June 1st, it does not count towards NYT (which is the only job security I can hope for.) Buying June 1st through June 7th is my best and *only* hope of making NYT. Plus if you wait and buy then, there are the contest prizes: 5 books (any one you want...except Japanese), 4 Cal *T-shirts*, a Cal full size calendar, 5 packs of Cal bookmarks and postcards, and a fan drawing of your favo...