Caprice Crane's Blog, page 61
October 29, 2010
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice… we've...
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice… we've probably dated.
October 28, 2010
"This town ain't big enough for the both of...
"This town ain't big enough for the both of us." - Max
Today is my dog Max's birthday. He's 11 years old. He's the most perfect being on the planet, my absolute best friend and often the only thing that makes me smile.
October 26, 2010
Truthful Tuesday
I wish I had someone to carve pumpkins and be silly with me.
October 24, 2010
Golden Slumber
You'd think getting to see Colin Quinn's new Broadway show when it's still in previews would be enough to keep you awake.
You'd be wrong.
The guy seated next to me fully embraced the opportunity… to nap.
The show was only 75 minutes.* But homeslice was asleep within five.**
*This is by no means a reflection of the show which was, in fact, a lot of fun.
**Sorry, Colin.
October 23, 2010
Dinner Confusion...
Friend: Remember JonBenét Ramsey?
Me: Of course.
Friend: There's a girl at the table right across from us that looks like a cross between JonBenét Ramsey and Kelly Osbourne.
Me: That *is* Kelly Osbourne.
Friend: Oh.
October 22, 2010
Bullseye at Target
What's more fun than Target? Few things. My friends Jen and Stacey even wanted to show me *their* Target (and their Whole Foods) when I visited them in Chicago so we could compare. (Yes, we do know how to party.)
But I was just at the Target on La Brea and Santa Monica and stumbled upon this guy who couldn't wait to smoke his cigarette when he left the store.
Could. Not. Wait.
He kinda looks like every guy in every 80's movie who's gonna beat up the nerd just because he can.
But wait — is he wearing eyeliner?
Yes. Yes, he is.
Yes, I am looking at you, dude. And perhaps taking a photo because — is that your bluetooth? Hat trick! You have a cigarette hanging out of your mouth, your bluetooth ready to rock and you're wearing guyliner?
Who's gonna document this trifecta of awesome if not me?
I rest my case.
October 20, 2010
GPOYW: NOH8 Edition
GPOYW: NOH8 Edition
October 14, 2010
Every red carpet should have a hydrant to piss on.
Every red carpet should have a hydrant to piss on.
October 13, 2010
"And she's buying a stairway to Gilligan's...
"And she's buying a stairway to Gilligan's Island."
My friend Glen just sent this to me which he found here.
I love that it pops into color when the superfox shows up. ;)
