Jason Bitner's Blog, page 54

Just Kids Being Kids

Found amongst the school yearbook department's discards last year.

House/Dorm Room Company

I can't figure out if it's serious or not, and I can't figure out who is supposed to pay whom for the "talk, cuddle and emotion" listed at the bottom.

If you can't read it, the bottom says:
"One month - $200
One month with talk, cuddle and emotions - $300
One month with talk, cuddle, and emotions as well as help around home with cleaning cooking - $450"

A Bad Day

I found this note on the sidewalk awhile ago.

Things Needed

Found outside my work on the sidewalk. Seems like an important piece of information that is needed.

The Unbeliever's Peril and Destiny

I've recently discovered that bibles are a great place to find notes. This one's not very nice.

A Decoded Secret Code

I know the code is solved, which takes the fun away from it just a little.

Sorry, Mom

This note fell out of a book I bought at a thrift store. I can only imagine the backstory ... mom pulls a freshly baked loaf of "omish" bread out of the oven and calls for Andrew to come in and enjoy some. Andrew comes to the table and looks at a loaf that resembles pound cake.

"Yum! This will be sweet and delicious," he thinks. The first bite brings about an entirely different sensation ... sourdough. "Blech!" grunts Andrew spitting the partially chewed bite onto his place. "This is awful!"...

Frustrated Virgin Needs an FTF

This note was found at a high school nestled at the top of a garbage can. If it isn't golden I don't know what is. Cute little cartoons and drawing decorate this seemingly innocent note. Innocent, that is, until we read on a bit and discover this innocent young lady needs an FTF!

Stinky Cheese

I intercepted this note from some 3rd graders. Later I found more of these notes under the recipient's desk. Turns our he was writing to himself. And yes, he was receiving counseling.

I DON'T WANT THIS!

I found this in my chemistry class.