Jason Bitner's Blog, page 52

Delivery

Found walking down the street. We think it's a couple just after a baby is delivered.

Dangerous Glamour

I found these negatives on the sidewalk in front of my building. There were several pages leading in a row down the street, but I took only two. There were also some full body shots in which the model is holding two pistols with silencers and her hair is waving around, but that page didn't scan so well. I'm assuming the negatives were discarded by a thief, or perhaps by the actual photographer. Ah, sometimes I love living in Los Angeles. Sometimes.

Samiches and Beer

Found this tucked inside a row of Hot Wing sauce at our local Ralph's market. Is this a lover's quarrel "makeup" meal? How big of a jerky was he? Awh, but she still loves him. She'll even buy him beer. WIC gets to pay for the bread for the "samiches."

The Poetry of Produce

Not surprisingly, found at the local grocery co-op.

Please Oh Please Say Yes!

I found this note walking home from work one night.

Your Biggest Fan

My co-worker and I found this on the beach the other day. Don't worry, we're mailing the letter to Miss Montana as soon as possible.

Belly Dancers

My boyfriend told me "I found a negative" and I thought that he meant he found one of mine on the floor (I've been scanning negatives all day for a show), but I looked at it and it was definitely not mine. Turned out that he found it while he was on a walk. Enjoy!

Two Dapper Men

Found in a stack of old photos.

A Note

I found this in a locker bank. It reminded my to keep in touch with my friends.

RACISM

Found in the high school library's recycle bin a few years ago and tucked it away for days like today when I need a laugh. Clearly, generic clip art isn't appropriate for all report/project cover sheets.