Jason Bitner's Blog, page 27

Napoleon

Not sure what's going on here. Rescued from the recycle bin.

Unicorn In Love

None.

Mamoru-Chan and Usagi

I found this in the parking lot of Target (700). It was still folded and the wind started to blow it away, so I chased the folded paper to see what was in it, (hoping it would be a check with all kinds of money, lol). When I opened it, I got something much more then money, I felt loved because someone out there loved another so much they made this. And now it's in my hands. Which is sad because someone lost a peice of their past. Then I started to think about my special someone and how she makes me feel, which I hope never goes away.

Another Appendage

Oh no!

Moms Are Cool!

The note had tape attached to it, so I assume it was taped to a door of some sort originally.

V Card

This was in my front yard one afternoon. I live near the back enterance to an elementary school so the occasional unsigned permission slip or graded math homework shows up but this V card business sounds salacious. I want one. Where can I get one?

None Smoking Metal

The local park was peppered with these flyers the other day, so I didn't feel bad for taking one down and sharing. It must be really hard to find non-smoking 11-year-olds these days.

No Corse Joking out of Place

Found on a table in the waiting room at Dr. Hacker's office. Dr. Hacker is a back surgeon. It's true. This fact has nothing whatsoever to do with the find.

Fiesta

Found this in a used car; the back is marked "Fiesta."

A Woodchuck Chucked

I found this on the sidewalk in front of my house. We don't have a big woodchuck problem. I don't think we have any woodchucks in Toronto. This could only be one thing. A warning.