Jason Bitner's Blog, page 28

Beware of the Following

They came on a bike.

Slovenly and Piggish

My friend Eve lives on a private street with four properties off of a main road. The mailboxes are lined up all four on one metal frame. One of those properties is owned by a hoarder. It is a corner propety so it's really visible from the main road. Its a really trashy property. Eve and the other neighbours just hate them. A few weeks before the elections, this flyer started appearing. Eve suspects it might be one of the neighbours that made it-- who knows.

Don't Forget the Guts

In fairness, this was found near USC the week before Halloween. Although I've yet to find a store in downtown LA that sells any type of guts.

Barbie Snatcher

Look at that Barbie snatcher!

Just the Essentials

I found this list after leaving a mid-term at UC-Sacramento.

You Have Reached Canada, Start Again

I teach at a high school for math and science and this was posted on one of the bulletin boards in the hallway.

Today's Note

I found this note while changing my badly damaged and useless car tire. I don't remember seeing it prior to taking the tire off or while I inspected the damaged goods. Great surprise!

After finishing up the task at hand I stood, quite satisfied, staring at my work-covered hands (no thanks to that jerk truck that ran me off the road). I was ready to go back inside when the note brushed against my foot. I was thorougly delighted to see that this wasn't just the on-the-reg piece of San Antonio street "decor" (big fan of the site and anything that holds any mystery). No, this had writing, and even more interesting it was a child's handwriting. It read:

"Today's Note: I am realy sorry to my mom for wat i did at the store but she dosent beleve me."

Pooper Scooter

Bought brand-new; lightly soiled.

I'm Not Telling You Again

I parked too close to someone's driveway; they tripped out, poured milk on my car, and left this note.

I Love God And Jesus

I found this on my church's cork board.