Jason Bitner's Blog, page 26

One Honest Person

I like it.

The Pros and Cons of Candy

On Halloween my house gets a lot of trick-or-treaters. A LOT. This year we estimate that about 1,200 kids came by our house. When cleaning up after Halloween I found this note on the floor on a crumpled 3x5 card. Perhaps this was dropped by one of the moms?

Add Christmas Sense

Found this snowflake outside Jefferson Elementary School in December, 2009.

Want to Expect

I'm not sure what to say about this. It was found in a book at a thrift store.

Smoke in Crack

Found on under the desk in my classroom.

The Christmas List

You know we are in a recession when the top of the Christmas list is only a "small" revolver. Found this handwritten Christmas wish list as a bookmark in the middle of a book.

HOOOH

Found in my front yard. We live right next to an elementary school, but this is the first time I've found anything interesting. I love that Blake's best day appears to be one person on a scooter terrorizing another. And he was so close to making that sentence.

Megan Fox and Green Fuzzy Handcuffs

Found this after trash pickup in area I walk in. Looks like a Christmas Purple Box present list, though I'm not sure.

Call Back

This was found and given to me by someone with whom I shared common space at the time. We used to walk a lot in those days, in the cold and the snow and broken beer bottles.

Daddy's Heart Book

This is daddy's heart book. We found is stapled together, but we had to take it apart to see what all it said. It looked like a little kid wanted their dad to stop smoking because they would die if they didn't.