The Wedding Witch Quotes

“Personal rule,” she told him. “Never get involved with a coworker. But. Also a personal rule: Never let a good mistletoe moment pass by.”
― Erin Sterling, The Wedding Witch

“Oh, for the love of all the saints, neither of you are going to die. I am an amazing witch, I can do this spell in my sleep. I just wanted to make sure you two really cared for each other. And it could not be clearer that you do. Now. Everyone stand back because I’m about to be bloody fantastic.”
― Erin Sterling, The Wedding Witch

“And the worst of it was, she didn’t seem to be all that affected by what had happened. Maybe this kind of thing was old hat to her. Maybe she had dozens of lovers, one in every town she’d done a job in.”
― Erin Sterling, The Wedding Witch

“I think about you all the fucking time,” Bowen heard himself say. “Every bloody day, Tamsyn. Your hair. Your skin. The way you laugh. Especially when you’re laughing at me.”
― Erin Sterling, The Wedding Witch

“Once a girl hit thirty, any idea of I can fix him had to go out the window.”
― Erin Sterling, The Wedding Witch

“In any case, she’d been in this business long enough to know that when a kindly and ancient witch handed you an amulet of protection, you put the fucking thing on.”
― Erin Sterling, The Wedding Witch

“Everyone stand back because I’m about to be bloody fantastic.”
― Erin Sterling, The Wedding Witch

“A room that probably had only one bed. A bed they’d share. Bitch, you have apparently gone back in time. Maybe prioritize better when it comes to which thing should be freaking you out the most.”
― Erin Sterling, The Wedding Witch

“magic is a wild thing. You can study it, you can learn it, you can attempt to master parts of it, but you’ll never really know it, never understand it. The best you can do is try to avoid its risks and be thankful for its gifts”
― Erin Sterling, The Wedding Witch

“..wasn’t hope its own kind of magic? Wasn’t love?”
― Erin Sterling, The Wedding Witch

“If a girl can't get herself off next to her crush after breaking the space-time continuum, then honestly, when can she?”
― Erin Sterling, The Wedding Witch

“Bowen,” she said, one cheek dimpling, “please trust me when I say soft sheets and chivalry are the last things on my mind right now. I don’t want that. I’ve had that. What I want is you. Wild you. Rough you. All of you.”
― Erin Sterling, The Wedding Witch