Playground Quotes

“But, I’m-I’m your mother!” she cried. “And I’m a motherfucker,” Rock grumbled”
― Aron Beauregard, Playground

“The wheels were turning in all their heads, but the one with the dead hamster inside spoke first.”
― Aron Beauregard, Playground

“He wanted attention, but not that way. He wanted to be held, but not that way. He wanted to be loved, but not that way. Geraldine had turned him into the saddest kind of damaged goods. The kind that’s too fucked-up to realize it. When horror isn’t quite horror anymore, it’s just normal. And when awful isn’t quite awful anymore, it’s just life.”
― Aron Beauregard, Playground

“When horror isn’t quite horror anymore, it’s just normal. And when awful isn’t quite awful anymore, it’s just life.”
― Aron Beauregard, Playground

“A fresh teardrop pissed out of his eye duct.”
― Aron Beauregard, Playground

“Greg turned around, shooting laser beams through the most disappointing sperm he’d ever unleashed.”
― Aron Beauregard, Playground

“He wanted attention, but not that way. He wanted to be held, but not that way. He wanted to be loved, but not that way.”
― Aron Beauregard, Playground

“Greg turned around, shooting laser beams though the most disappointing sperm he’d ever unleashed.”
― Aron Beauregard, Playground

“For those once youthful spirits that have now grown old and cracked, but still remember the carefree days when we took to the playground on a hot summer’s day with our minds unshackled. When our innocent friends played beside us with beaming smiles as bright as the sun, and the many problems of life weren’t for us to deal with yet. For the days that felt like they would last forever…”
― Aron Beauregard, Playground

“WARNING: This book contains scenes and subject matter that are disgusting and disturbing; easily offended people are not the intended audience.”
― Aron Beauregard, Playground

“It was as if the playground amplified the absolute best or worst traits of the children imprisoned within it.”
― Aron Beauregard, Playground

“Rock’s buttocks could sense the vomit and bile that was bubbling up from Greg’s gut.”
― Aron Beauregard, Playground

“She pulled her moist panties down, allowing her fermented beaver to peek out from below.”
― Aron Beauregard, Playground

“Shut your fucking mouth!”
― Aron Beauregard, Playground

“Imagining her mother perched over her face, Geraldine chewed into the slimy secretion.”
― Aron Beauregard, Playground

“Geraldine wasn’t upset her mother wasn’t riding her father’s face. She was upset she wasn’t riding hers.”
― Aron Beauregard, Playground

“She rode the rubber like an eager porn star as saliva seeped from her mouth.”
― Aron Beauregard, Playground

“Then, like a porn star positioning for the money shot, the final surge of electrical current pushed through Fuchs’ destroyed dome.”
― Aron Beauregard, Playground

“You’re mine, remember?” she whispered seductively”
― Aron Beauregard, Playground

“Zhat it will,” Fuchs said.”
― Aron Beauregard, Playground

“But they weren’t the only ones.”
― Aron Beauregard, Playground

“At just seven years old, Sadie’s name rang closer to her personality. She was a psychological sadist.”
― Aron Beauregard, Playground

“She might’ve been rich in the pocketbook, but Rock was tired of listening to the
old hag write checks with her mouth that her ass couldn’t cash.”
― Aron Beauregard, Playground

“She now looked like an ad for gape porn.”
― Aron Beauregard, Playground