Azumanga Daioh Quotes

“Sakaki: "...Why can't we just talk it over...?"

Tomo: "You can't talk to cats.”
― Kiyohiko Azuma, Azumanga Daioh: The Omnibus

“OH MAH GOD!”
― Kiyohiko Azuma, Azumanga Daioh: The Omnibus

“Osaka: Ah Get to ponderin' when Christmas rolls around. Y'all know Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer? That's messed up, y'know?

Saying his nose will help light the way at night ain't no way t'make him feel better about it.

If you told a bald fella you needed the light reflecting off his head to see, he'd like to punch you. Santa's a cruel bully.”
― Kiyohiko Azuma, Azumanga Daioh: The Omnibus

“When I get bigger, I'll probably be able to stay up longer.

I hope I grow up soon.”
― Kiyohiko Azuma, Azumanga Daioh: The Omnibus

“Tomo: You see, it's only the boobcage that I'm lacking. My only flaw. That's why I harp on you.

Kagura: Huh? Lacking to be what?

Tomo: To be my ideal woman.

Kagura: Ideal? Who's your ideal woman?,

Tomo: ... Fujiko Mine from "Lupin III".

Kagura: WHAT!?”
― Kiyohiko Azuma, Azumanga Daioh: The Omnibus

“Osaka: Ah got a question sensei...

Ms Yukari Tanizaki: Wh-what?

Osaka: It true they wear shoes in the house in America?

Tanikaze: That's what I hear.

Osaka: But then...

...wh-what if you stepped in dog poo outside... ... And you never noticed? And then...

Tanikazi: ='\”
― Kiyohiko Azuma, Azumanga Daioh: The Omnibus

“Osaka: Ah always wanted to go to the ocean and rifd a dolphin.

Sakaki: ...That would be nice.

Osaka: Ah know, right?

(Osaka and Sakaki stare at the ocean lost in thought; Sakaki imagining riding a dolphin).

Yomi: Look at you two space cadets. What's going on?

Osaka: We was thinkin' 'bout 'Roids.

Sakaki: Eh... No... =,o”
― Kiyohiko Azuma, Azumanga Daioh: The Omnibus

“(Sakaki and Osaka lying on towels at the beach)

...

Osaka: You know them Hemmorrhoids...

Sakaki: ...Eh? =-O

Osaka: Some folks call 'em "Hemorrhoids", but others call 'em "Roids".

Why does the one not have an "H" in it? Which one's right?

Sakaki: ......

Osaka: Would it be under "H" or "R" in the dictionary?

Sakaki: ...I don't know. =/”
― Kiyohiko Azuma, Azumanga Daioh: The Omnibus