James Acaster's Guide to Quitting Social Media Quotes

“I knew I had a problem when I found myself saying, to my reflection, in my laptop screen, 'What has two gigantic thumbs and needs to quit social media?' 'This guy'... before bursting into laughter, then tears, then song: the main three things a human can burst into. The fourth being flames. Also the song was the British National Anthem and I don't know why.”
― James Acaster, James Acaster's Guide to Quitting Social Media

“bursting into laughter, then tears, then song – the main three things a human being can burst into, the fourth being flames.”
― James Acaster, James Acaster's Guide to Quitting Social Media

“Even without a profile, searching your name on twitter is extremely common, especially if you're a celebrity, as I am and will be until the day I die. I shamefully admit that after quitting twitter, I used to search 'James Acaster' numerous times throughout the day. Don't get me wrong, the very act of searching 'James Acaster' isn't anything to be ashamed of. Most people search those very words during their lifetime. In fact, it's one of the most popular web searches out there. It only adopts a tinge of sadness when the person searching 'James Acaster' is James Acaster himself and as James Acaster, that's the position I found myself in.”
― James Acaster, James Acaster's Guide to Quitting Social Media

“Turns out cancelling only counts if the person accepts the cancelling. If they choose to ignore it and carry on as normal, there is absolutely nothing the people who tried to cancel them can do about it.”
― James Acaster, James Acaster's Guide to Quitting Social Media