Logicalard Fallacoid Quotes

“Unfortunately, the robot did not make it to Earth, where there are several problems with logical fallacies, stereotyping, and the inability to distinguish a theory from a fact. Maybe everyone on Earth should wear cloaks, so no one would be judged based on preconceived notions about race, gender, and other possible biological or social factors that are so terribly susceptible to stereotyping. Stereotyping, to all those on Earth who may be reading this, is nothing more than a bunch of theories that replace facts, and those theories are nothing more than a bunch of stupid argumentative claims supported by logical fallacies.”
― Lucy Carter, Logicalard Fallacoid

“The extraterrestrials finally understood the impact of their theories, stereotypes, and logical fallacies, but, too traumatized by the thought of death, they were never able to remove their cloaks. With the cloak, they thought that their identities, their merits, and even their level of innocence or culpability in crime would be determined by their true aspirations, true mindsets, and true intellectual capacities, not just stereotypes, theories, and logical fallacies based on preconceived notions about race. The cloaks at least concealed the physical attributes that made them classified by their race, and, since their racial identity would be concealed, their peers wouldn’t use any preconceived notions to assess them based on their race!”
― Lucy Carter, Logicalard Fallacoid

“So each citizen put on a cloak in order to conceal their racial identity.”
― Lucy Carter, Logicalard Fallacoid

“The aviator-organisms found it appalling to be so terribly misapprehended, but they made a misapprehension as well.

“What do you know?” they protested. “The authorities, all of which are so knowledgeable, know about you.”

“You guys are technologically and economically undeveloped, and we are speaking based on what the authorities say. How can you make negotiations when you are so ignorant?”

The arguments continued without a trace of negotiation.”
― Lucy Carter, Logicalard Fallacoid

“First of all, just because two variables coexist (the therma-organisms’ presence and the beginning of global warming) does not mean that they imply any correlation whatsoever. Also, using the quantity of events a variable contributed to in a past occurrence as a way to conclude that it’s probable for the same variable to contribute to a different quantity of events in a current occurrence does not always give you a valid claim. Just because it may appear that the therma-organisms would be able to contribute to a single event (murder) because they, assuming that it was true, have contributed to two events in a past occurrence simultaneously (global warming and natural disasters correlated with global warming) does not mean it would make it valid for the race of therma-organisms to be overall capable of murder because they’re biologically therma!”
― Lucy Carter, Logicalard Fallacoid

“Because of this, all the extraterrestrials created a document containing all their adopted doctrines, including:
“If cryo-organisms were aborted or died of both natural or intentional causes, there would be more passion in this world, and there would, both figuratively and literally, more light upon all places.” With this, the community strived to prevent the cryo-organisms from surviving. The therma organisms, since “therma” means “fire,” “cryo” means “ice,” and fire melts ice, felt that it was obligatory for their race especially to contribute to the eradication of the cryo-organisms, so they slaughtered hundreds of cryo-organisms every few months.”
― Lucy Carter, Logicalard Fallacoid

“The conclusion that “all cryo-organisms like dark places” is not mathematically justified, because the cryo-organism that actually did sit in a dark place only represented one data point, one representation of a cryo organism that prefers dark places. Statistically, having a larger amount of data points that fit the criteria of a conclusion would make the conclusion more accurate, but having only one data point does not substantiate the veracity of the conclusion! And who said that any definition of the term “cold” can be used in any context?! This reasoning, unfortunately, did not occur to the minds of any of the extraterrestrials.”
― Lucy Carter, Logicalard Fallacoid

“She also managed to recite the phrase “Theories are not synonymous to facts,” on Mondays and Tuesdays, “Idiots accept blindly while geniuses confirm consciously” on Wednesdays and Thursdays, and, on Fridays and Saturdays, she recited her favorite phrase: “Stereotyping is a logical fallacy.” She meant every single phrase in all sincerity, which prevented her from searching for the extraterrestrials out of boredom and deprivation from social interaction.”
― Lucy Carter, Logicalard Fallacoid

“If all the extraterrestrials in Logicalard Fallaciod were replaced with robots, there really wouldn’t be any forms of theorization and faulty reasoning. The robots, as they wouldn’t even have any intentions and sentiments, would only be capable of scanning, computing, moving, and recharging. If the robots replaced the extraterrestrials, there wouldn’t be any inclinations or predispositions to stereotyping and using logical fallacies in theories; they wouldn’t have enough emotions and ambitions to do it!”
― Lucy Carter, Logicalard Fallacoid

“Sapienas tried to continue, “...And even if those theories were plausible and supported by logic, they aren’t like facts. Why go for a theory when you can go for a FACT?!”
― Lucy Carter, Logicalard Fallacoid

“Actually,” Sapienas said, “your theories are prone to logical fallacies such as equivocation, the casual fallacy, the appeal to authority, and the slippery slope fallacy. Now you’re creating STEREOTYPES with them? It’s all just based on logical fal---”
― Lucy Carter, Logicalard Fallacoid

“She could gather information that may refute the claims that were structured by logical fallacies and replace them with sufficient empirical evidence! After weeks of persisting in accumulating more data points, and weeks more in reading each response, Sapienas found a consensus within all the responses for each race, discovering that these responses contradicted all the logical fallacy-based claims about every race.”
― Lucy Carter, Logicalard Fallacoid

“The fact that an individual had a predestined identity in society for being geofus, aviator, therma, or cryo was not only unethical, but was also illogical; what was more irksome about the passages in the web search was that the research methods were wholly supported by logical fallacies: equivocation for the analysis on cyro-organisms, the causal fallacy for the analysis on therma-organisms, the slippery slope fallacy for the analysis on aviator-organisms, and the appeal to authority for the analysis on geofus-organisms”
― Lucy Carter, Logicalard Fallacoid

“Her name was Sapienas. She was born from an interracial couple; her mother was part geofus and part cryo, and her father was part aviator and part therma, meaning that she was an extraterrestrial of all four races. As she was racially identified by all four, she was diligent in trying to find the cultural identities of each race. Sapienas used a web search to read about the characteristics of each race, only to discover the possibility that she was a representation of not just one, but all four stereotypes: for being part cryo, she lacked genuine passion, emotion, and love. For being part therma, she was negligent of preventing global warming and her existence only exacerbated the problem. For being part aviator, she lacked incisiveness. And, for being part geofus, she lacked technological expertise, couldn’t manipulate currency, and had a high chance of being illiterate.”
― Lucy Carter, Logicalard Fallacoid

“Because the Potentiamos, a nearby planet, was an authority due to its economic success and advances in its academic systems, the other three races of Logicalard Fallaciod believed in its statement about indigenous people of a forest environment. According to those in Potentiamos, indigenous people of a forest environment lack technological expertise, are unable to manipulate currency, and are illiterate. Since this statement came from the “authority” of Potentiamos, the other three races theorized and overall concluded that this was true. Because the geofus-organisms lived in a forest environment, the other three races thought that they must lack technological expertise and economic success; It was evidently an appeal to authority; the other races neglected to think about the attributes of a conclusion that make it factually inerrant. Instead, they conjectured that authorities are always right because they are authorities.”
― Lucy Carter, Logicalard Fallacoid

“Because the aviator-organisms are flexible with the atmospheric attributes of the area they’re flying in, the other three races theorized and overall concluded that all aviator-organisms were unable to incisively analyze their surroundings and formulate an opinion, and, with their putative lack of incisiveness, the other races concluded that they’ll be unable to find a permanent, suitable abode for themselves, as they thought that they’ll be constantly flying in search for one, and, therefore, become so tired that the aviator-organisms would be unable to provide for themselves. Because they would be unable to provide for themselves, they would become extinct. The other three races did not compile a sufficient amount of evidentiary support to prove that it is possible for the entire concatenation of events to actually occur. They used the slippery slope fallacy, which would make them slip and suffer a downfall.”
― Lucy Carter, Logicalard Fallacoid

“Since global warming was defined as the warming of the planet’s climate through the emission of heat-insulating “greenhouse gases,” and the therma-organisms existed during the beginning of global warming, the other three races theorized and overall concluded that the therma-organisms, with the hot temperature of their abode, were exclusively the cause of global warming. However, as one can see, the coexistence of the 2 variables (the therma-organisms’ residence in the planet and global warming) is not indicative of those variables actually being cohesively connected in a cause-and-effect relationship!”
― Lucy Carter, Logicalard Fallacoid

“It was oftentimes acknowledged that because the region they lived in lacked heat insulation (which caused it to be cold), and the colloquial term “cold” means to lack passion and emotion, the other three races theorized and overall concluded that the cryo-organisms lacked genuine emotion, passion, and love, regardless of the fact that equivocation is a logical fallacy.”
― Lucy Carter, Logicalard Fallacoid

“With theorization, the extraterrestrials made conclusions about their peers based on their racial features, even though they didn’t have a sufficient amount of evidence to substantiate the theories.”
― Lucy Carter, Logicalard Fallacoid

“The view on the equations was even more stupid--the extraterrestrials thought that because the equations used scientific notation, the imaginary unit, sigma notation, and alphabetical letters that were magically and ironically used in mathematics, they theorized and overall concluded that these equations were indisputably correct, since the hoo-mans (humans) on Earth used a multitude of calculus symbols and large numbers to learn more about the universe.”
― Lucy Carter, Logicalard Fallacoid

“Needless to say, nobody questioned this theory, and, in truth, accepted it as an indubitably accurate fact. They didn’t question how the volcanic eruption was able to create a sufficient amount of breathable gases and potable water, even though the gaseous material that was released was replete with toxic, pestilential elements that could not have sustained the lives of the extraterrestrials.”
― Lucy Carter, Logicalard Fallacoid

“There was a planet known as Logicalard Fallaciod. The etymological derivation of the name came from what transpired, causing the name to be translated to “Logical Fallacy.”
― Lucy Carter, Logicalard Fallacoid