Burn Card Quotes

“I’m not my best, and I had four glasses of wine. If I want to be a sad failure, I can. I got dumped by my fiancé because I’m not perfect and never will be. Love isn’t enough, and time doesn’t heal— "

Caroline explaining why she watched Under the Tuscan Sun three times today.”
― Carina Alyce, Burn Card

“Beeping smoke detectors means low batteries, not 'take them out and burn your kitchen down.'

Fire Captain James Haskell failing badly at flirting over a smoky kitchen”
― Carina Alyce, Burn Card

“This taking too long. What is this? A filler episode of Grey’s Anatomy? She’s in a naked dress. They’ll die before they date at this rate.

-Monique trying to get Caroline and James to speak to each other.”
― Carina Alyce, Burn Card

“If you knew anything about firefighters, we don’t care. A cookie is a cookie. On the floor, on the table. Hell, we’ll even eat them out of the trash can.

Fire Captain James Haskell on the 5-second rule”
― Carina Alyce, Burn Card