Tweet Heart Quotes

“You're his lobster. Or swan, Or penguin. The Spock to his Kirk”
― Elizabeth Rudnick, Tweet Heart

“Time to start getting more sleep. This beautiful physique needs royal treatment.”
― Elizabeth Rudnick, Tweet Heart

“Don't those girls know that beneath this goofy exterior is someone honost and generally awesome in every way? I'm a winner dammit”
― Elizabeth Rudnick, Tweet Heart

“Love doesn't always make sense...or happen the way you expect.”
― Elizabeth Rudnick, Tweet Heart

“I want to talk WITH someone, not be talked at BY someone.”
― Elizabeth Rudnick, Tweet Heart

“Ice cream is just a Band-Aid. Pain is still there when you wake up.”
― Elizabeth Rudnick, Tweet Heart

“No more creepy online alter egos in the name of love.”
― Elizabeth Rudnick, Tweet Heart

“Friends are the glue that keep us all here. Without them, who would drive you to school or skip class with you when you need to pick up a new pair of sneaks because you stepped in dog crap on the way onto campus? Boy or girl, underclassman or upperclassman, we all need our friends--just like the cheesy songs tell us.”
― Elizabeth Rudnick, Tweet Heart

“We find comfort in routine and in the warmth of our own living rooms.”
― Elizabeth Rudnick, Tweet Heart

“Sometimes honestly really is the best policy.”
― Elizabeth Rudnick, Tweet Heart