Something Under the Bed Is Drooling Quotes

“I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!”
― Bill Watterson, Something Under the Bed is Drooling

“Hobbes: What are you doing?
Calvin: Being "cool."
Hobbes: You look more like you're being bored.
Calvin: The world bores you when you're cool.
Hobbes: Look, I brought a sombrero! Now we can both be "cool."
Calvin: A sombrero?! Are you crazy?! Cool people don't wear sombreros!
Hobbes: What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?”
― Bill Watterson, Something Under the Bed is Drooling

“This is where dad burried the little raccoon.
I don't even know he existed a few days ago and now he's gone forever. It's like I found him for no reason. I had to say good-bye as soon as I said hello.
Still...in a sad, awful, terrible way, I'm happy I met him.
What a stupid world.”
― Bill Watterson, Something Under the Bed is Drooling

“Mom says death is as natural as birth, and it's all part of the life cycle.
She says we don't really understand it, but there are many things we don't understand, and we just have to do the best we can with the knowledge we have.
I guess that makes sense.”
― Bill Watterson, Something Under the Bed is Drooling

“Hobbes: UGH! something under the bed is drooling.

Calvin: Start tying the sheets. We'll go out the window.”
― Bill Watterson, Something Under the Bed is Drooling

“Calvin: «Mom says death is as natural as birth, and it's all part of the life cycle.
She says we don't really understand it, but there are many things we don't understand, and we just have to do the best we can with the knowledge we have.
I guess that makes sense.
...But don't you go anywhere.»
Hobbes: «Don't worry.»”
― Bill Watterson, Something Under the Bed is Drooling