Drop Dead Gorgeous Quotes

“And for the love of fuck, do not bury me in a bra. The last thing I want to do is spend all my haunting years digging at my underwire.”
― Lauren Landish, Drop Dead Gorgeous

“remember advice I heard once, from where I don’t know, that said ‘don’t let them take you to a secondary location’.”
― Lauren Landish, Drop Dead Gorgeous

“I work in insurance, not the law. And our standard is a lot more . . . asshole-ish might be the best word.”
― Lauren Landish, Drop Dead Gorgeous

“People who have problems with me . . . they’re the problems. It’s not me, it never was me.”
― Lauren Landish, Drop Dead Gorgeous

“People who have problems with me . . . they’re the problems. It’s not me, it never was me. I move the most recent piece of paper that’s driving me crazy around a few more times, turning it clockwise over and over, even flipping it to the other side. It’s solid white, after all. There could be any number of places it’d go in this invoice puzzle. There! I get it slipped into place and pick up another one. I’m so close I can smell it! Victory, not trash. Still don’t smell that. Turn, turn, turn, flip, turn, turn. I pull on my magnifying glasses to look at the edge a little closer. On a few pieces, I’ve been able to tell which side is the front by the tear. Hmm, it looks like it goes this way. Here? No. Here? No. Grr. I’m making such good progress, but it’s not coming together. With the magnification glasses on, I lean down close to scan the pieces I have left to get into place and one catches my eye. I pick it up and examine it closely under the light, reading the text printed there. This”
― Lauren Landish, Drop Dead Gorgeous

“If I’m going to get judged for it, I might as well do it, right?”
― Lauren Landish, Drop Dead Gorgeous

“You call it Spidey senses, I call it intuitive intelligence. Long story short, if your gut says something’s up, it is.”
― Lauren Landish, Drop Dead Gorgeous

“No shit, Sherlock.”
― Lauren Landish, Drop Dead Gorgeous

“I’ve been compared to Snow White once or twice, but people tend to run for the hills as soon as I open my mouth.”
― Lauren Landish, Drop Dead Gorgeous

“I’m not freaking out. I’m turned on. I’m thinking about sniffing your bed pillows like a weirdo, contemplating if it’d be better for you to bend me over the island or the couch, and my ovaries are basically exploding—pew, pew, pew—like fireworks because you’re so good with Chunky that I can imagine you as the one of those dads who’d play tea party with your daughter. And all of that is making me hot and nervous . . . and . . . and . . . I should stop talking now.”
― Lauren Landish, Drop Dead Gorgeous

“Fuck off,” I pant, the most I can manage considering the lack of oxygen my body’s feeling right now. “Don’t talk to me in that tone of gasp,” Trey growls mockingly.”
― Lauren Landish, Drop Dead Gorgeous

“or spit it in.”
― Lauren Landish, Drop Dead Gorgeous

“I’m mentally flittering around like a firefly on crack.”
― Lauren Landish, Drop Dead Gorgeous

“douche waffle,”
― Lauren Landish, Drop Dead Gorgeous