Betwixt Quotes

“If he eats French fries with a fork, he’s probably not going to do that thing you like with his tongue. -True fact”
― Darynda Jones, Betwixt

“Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She’ll be with you shortly.”
― Darynda Jones, Betwixt

“I’m giving up drinking for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Drinking for a month. -Meme”
― Darynda Jones, Betwixt

“I’m a coffeeholic on the road to recovery. Just kidding. I’m on the road to the coffee shop.”
― Darynda Jones, Betwixt

“Guys, gray in the beard is sexy. Leave it alone. Thank you,-Grown Ass Women”
― Darynda Jones, Betwixt

“People who tolerate me on a daily basis . . . they’re the real heroes.”
― Darynda Jones, Betwixt

“I’m giving up drinking for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Drinking for a month.”
― Darynda Jones, Betwixt

“MEN: Women are very hard to read. WOMEN: Actually, we just want— MEN: Such complex creatures. WOMEN: If you’d just liste— MEN: So mysterious.”
― Darynda Jones, Betwixt

“There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe in magic and those who are wrong.”
― Darynda Jones, Betwixt

“I was taught to think before I act. So if I smack you, rest assured, I’ve thought about it and am confident in my decision. -T-shirt”
― Darynda Jones, Betwixt

“Her face, a face that had been rosy not thirty seconds earlier, paled at my suggestion. She backed away as though I’d just told her I was going to murder her and keep her heart in a jar on my desk. I would never do such a thing. I’d keep it in a jar in the cupboard. I wasn’t morbid.”
― Darynda Jones, Betwixt

“I’m not sure if I attract crazy, or if I make them that way.”
― Darynda Jones, Betwixt

“Sing like no one is listening. Dance like you need to be shot with a tranquilizer dart.”
― Darynda Jones, Betwixt

“My Virginia has been entered more times than a Kardashian's pin number”
― Darynda Jones, Betwixt

“Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She’ll be with you shortly. -Meme”
― Darynda Jones , Betwixt

“Seriously, every article of clothing she wore—beret, scarf, wool coat, knitted mittens—were all a shade of purple so bright my pupils had to adjust.”
― Darynda Jones, Betwixt

“As I sat steeping in a light marinade of seasonal herbs and bewilderment, weighing my options—medication, electroshock therapy, exorcism”
― Darynda Jones, Betwixt

“The charmlings were created by original witches thousands of years ago. They were a coven, and they saw the injustice women suffered at the hands of men, even in the witch realm. They sought to balance the power by creating three beings no man can defeat.”
― Darynda Jones, Betwixt

“How about we go inside and talk about this?” Her face, a face that had been rosy not thirty seconds earlier, paled at my suggestion. She backed away as though I’d just told her I was going to murder her and keep her heart in a jar on my desk. I would never do such a thing. I’d keep it in a jar in the cupboard. I wasn’t morbid.”
― Darynda Jones, Betwixt

“Guys, gray in the beard is sexy. Leave it alone. Thank you, -Grown Ass Women”
― Darynda Jones, Betwixt