Unplugged Quotes

“Fertilizer, meet fan”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged: Middle Grade Humor Meets Realistic Fiction at an Arkansas Health Camp

“My father is considered the smartest man in the world. But when it comes to the unplugged life, I’m the brains of the family.”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“maybe”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“Vlad always told me that woulda-shoulda-coulda is a sucker’s game.”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“Plus”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“God bless America; it’s like sticking my finger in a boiling kettle.”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“beings”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“I get no satisfaction out of lying to the pathfinders. It’s like performing a trick with a degree of difficulty of zero.”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“So help me, he actually looks excited for a moment.”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“2 + 2 = 4.”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“Who am I tonight?”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“cottage 29”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“serene.”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“Ow!”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“like performing a trick with a degree of difficulty of zero.”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“We’re totally unplugged!”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“Arizona.”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“I’ve actually started enjoying the Bath in a what-doesn’t-kill-you-makes-you-stronger sort of way.”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“If I had to watch Matt take one more bite of that veggie patty, I would have popped a blood vessel.”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“She’s such a cheerleader for this wellness freak show that anything against the place has to be a rotten lie. To her, meditation is the greatest thing since sliced bread.”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“Jett”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“makes”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“As an animal lover, I never blame any living creature for doing what’s in its nature.”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“Why anybody would eat something with a name like “pulled pork” is a mystery to me.”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“What’s that like? 1) Picture being jailer to Harry Houdini; 2) multiply by five hundred.”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“Bay Area Weekly just named me Silicon Valley’s Number One Spoiled Brat. Remember, we’re talking about California. Think of all the other spoiled brats I had to beat out for that title. Vlad always says I should aim for the best.”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged