Unplugged Quotes

“Fertilizer, meet fan”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“My father is considered the smartest man in the world. But when it comes to the unplugged life, I’m the brains of the family.”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“maybe”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“Vlad always told me that woulda-shoulda-coulda is a sucker’s game.”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“TV.”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“Plus”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“God bless America; it’s like sticking my finger in a boiling kettle.”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“beings”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“I get no satisfaction out of lying to the pathfinders. It’s like performing a trick with a degree of difficulty of zero.”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“So help me, he actually looks excited for a moment.”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“2 + 2 = 4.”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“Who am I tonight?”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“cottage 29”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“serene.”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“Ow!”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“like performing a trick with a degree of difficulty of zero.”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“We’re totally unplugged!”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“Arizona.”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“I’ve actually started enjoying the Bath in a what-doesn’t-kill-you-makes-you-stronger sort of way.”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“If I had to watch Matt take one more bite of that veggie patty, I would have popped a blood vessel.”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“She’s such a cheerleader for this wellness freak show that anything against the place has to be a rotten lie. To her, meditation is the greatest thing since sliced bread.”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“Jett”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“makes”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“As an animal lover, I never blame any living creature for doing what’s in its nature.”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“Why anybody would eat something with a name like “pulled pork” is a mystery to me.”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“What’s that like? 1) Picture being jailer to Harry Houdini; 2) multiply by five hundred.”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged

“Bay Area Weekly just named me Silicon Valley’s Number One Spoiled Brat. Remember, we’re talking about California. Think of all the other spoiled brats I had to beat out for that title. Vlad always says I should aim for the best.”
― Gordon Korman, Unplugged