The Boss Who Stole Christmas Quotes

“We're predisposed to liking things that are pretty, to giving them the benefit of the doubt, like feral kittens.”
― Jana Aston, The Boss Who Stole Christmas

“Holly," Ginger chastises. "Where is your seasonal spirit? Is there no room at the Vagina Inn for Nick?”
― Jana Aston, The Boss Who Stole Christmas

“Bring me some condoms when you're done hiding," Noel calls out. "For Holly's Countdown-to-Dickmas Calendar." "It's not…" I protest meekly. "I can't believe Santa brings you anything with that mouth.”
― Jana Aston, The Boss Who Stole Christmas

“Miss Winter, did you buy me a dirty Advent calendar?" He draws me closer and kisses my neck.
"Of course not." I pretend to be outraged.
"I made it myself.”
― Jana Aston, The Boss Who Stole Christmas

“He's got a warm baritone that tempts you to lean in, until the moment your brain catches up with your eardrums and reminds you that he's awful and you'd give anything to make him stop talking. With a cookie or a sock or that ball gag you looked up online specifically for your make-him-shut-up fantasies.”
― Jana Aston, The Boss Who Stole Christmas

“Alles, was ich zu Weihnachten möchte, ist einen Kuss von dir - All I want for Christmas is a kiss from you”
― Jana Aston, The Boss Who Stole Christmas