Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog Quotes

“Because the thing about love is that we can't control whether we get it, but we can control whether we give it.”
― Lisa Scottoline, Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog: The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman

“Women shouldn't iron, ever. It's our wrinkles that make us interesting.”
― Lisa Scottoline, Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog: The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman

“Likewise, I would never be so rude as to not interrupt a friend. How else would she know I was listening?”
― Lisa Scottoline, Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog: The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman

“It's fun to do something dumb. Not something really dumb, like my second marriage. That was really really dumb.”
― Lisa Scottoline, Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog: The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman

“Natural law says that matter cannot be created or destroyed, but that was pre-spanx.”
― Lisa Scottoline , Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog: The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman

“A movie theater is Switzerland of the diet world.”
― Lisa Scottoline, Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog: The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman

“Bacon is the meth of meats.”
― Lisa Scottoline, Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog: The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman