Gypsy Freak Quotes

“The song of a Gypsy’s Pride: The tea leaves warned of blood and death. Four gypsy first-borns breathed the last breath. War! War! Beyond the double-dutch doors! Sing, sweet gypsies, who will be mistaken no more. Six gypsy families all stood nigh. Five gypsy families for one sacrifice. Four gypsy families broken apart. Three gypsy families turned cold of heart. Two gypsy families couldn’t back down. One gypsy family went underground. Forever is such a long time to bleed. Worst are the gypsies brought to their knees. Sing, gypsies, sing of your lies. Never trust a gypsy with no gypsy pride. Sing, gypsies, sing of your truths. The apples have all rotted; the oranges just bruised.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Freak

“There’s a vampire bitch here. I’d kick her ass, but my instincts make me a runner, not a fighter,” she states very seriously.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Freak

“I’m trying to be your dirty, kinky rebound from the boring, drab Van Helsing. I’m not trying to be your gay best friend. My answer is that he’s not worth it, but I am,” he says with a completely serious expression.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Freak

“Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m really dumb or just too damn stupid to live. Then I remember I can’t die, so option number one it is.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Freak

“Say you’ll leave a window open, and I promise to only watch the non-creepy things.” “It’s all creepy,”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Freak

“I’d like to buy every rose in your store,” I tell the woman who remains silent, as though she’s stunned. “And if you have any apologetic balloons, I’ll buy those too,” I tell her as I scrub a hand over my face. “Better make it every single flower in your store. I have a lot more to apologize for than I can say with just roses. I don’t want her as frigid with me as she is with Vance. Personally, I still think he’s the bigger ass out of the two of us, but I still should apologize properly.”

“I’m sorry?” she says.

“Yes. That’s what I want every single card to say,” I tell her.

“This is all very confusing,” she says quietly, more to herself than me.

Staring at the partially eaten green apple in my hand, I tell her, “You have no idea.”

- Damien”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Freak

“All arguments devolve into old, unresolved arguments when there’s too much bitter history between people.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Freak

“He narrows his eyes. “If you think she’s deliberately fucking with us, why are you in a hurry to get over there?” I grin. “Because I positively love that in a woman.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Freak

“It’s a screwed up situation when you can’t spend your best friend’s possible last day with her because she needs to borrow your body”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Freak

“Save me for last, sweet gypsy. I fall the hardest.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Freak

“Maybe monsters should just use Facebook instead of bullying people into weird, suspicious friendships that don’t sound optional
- Violet”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Freak

“Vance and I both lean our heads to the left when she pulls off a back-bend blowjob that has all of our attention. “Damn,” I say on a surprised, slightly inferior breath.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Freak

“I take a seat behind my new desk for the first time since I’ve returned home.

“Shera doesn’t really know my taste in decor as well as I’d hoped she would,” I say as I look around, taking in my underwhelming office.

Isiah glares at the door when someone knocks.

“I’ve been trying to speak to you all day. You need to adjust the beta rankings on paper, because Shera was left in charge by the outdated documentation, regardless of your wishes for me to take control until your return.”

“I heard you did quite well, even without the adequate authority,” I state dismissively, peering into one of the drawers full of pencils. “Now why would I need a bunch of sharpened pencils?”

Shera walks in, shutting the door behind her when she grows tired of waiting for an invitation. “It was fun sharpening all of them, and that drawer looked empty.”

When I open the next drawer, I find it also full of sharpened pencils.

I give her a wry look.

She shrugs unapologetically. “It was empty too.”

“So you got me a desk full of pencils,” I say with a roll of my eyes.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Freak

“I didn’t expect to like her so much,” she confesses. “She sneaks up on a person like that. I have the dazzle. She has the sneaky razzle.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Freak

“He laughs under his breath, though I’m not sure what is so funny about that. Maybe it’s evil laughter? There’s no dramatic dom dom dom like Anna would provide in the background to steer me toward the appropriate conclusion in a time like this.

I really did grow entirely too reliant on her ghostly cues and tension breakers.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Freak

“From what I’ve gathered during the time I could stomach listening to your omegas exaggerate every good thing about you, Violet is going tonight to try to talk Arion into some deal with real peace between you two. It’s cute how she thinks life is simply that simple. The omegas adore her just for trying to give it a shot.”

He flicks an orange peel away after he licks it clean like he’s the wolf.

“The only good part of all this is that I now know you’ll never again get laid by those wolves, no matter how much they praise you to Violet. They’ve not just picked out a girlfriend; they’ve picked you out a mate.”

I glare at him, and he just grins, never meeting my eyes.

“Too bad I’m way out ahead of you,” he adds.

“I’d say Vance is winning, if this is a sprint instead of a marathon,” I tell him, still not even sure if I actually want her or if I just want her long enough to piss them all off.

“Vance lucked into his moment and failed to follow-through with charming stalkery. She’s leaving a window open for me at night now.”

I roll my eyes as I start heading toward the omega wing.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Freak

“If you think she’s deliberately fucking with us, why are you in a hurry to get over there?” I grin. “Because I positively love that in a woman.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Freak

“still haven’t met anyone who scares me as much as I scare myself.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Freak

“Vance and I both lean our heads to the left when she pulls off a back-bend blowjob that has all of our attention. “Damn,” I say on a surprised, slightly inferior breath. I can’t even do a simple backbend. Let alone attempt the multitasking. My teeth always chomp when I slip…”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Freak

“Why do I feel bad about leaving him behind?

I liked it better when I just wanted to key his car to feel good.

He’s like Anna. Once they’re in your life, you just adapt to their creepy ways and start to find the weird charm in them. Damn him for making me miss her, and damn him for worming his way into the part of my mind that makes me worry about him.

“Are you going to be okay?” I ask when the knocking gets really obnoxious.

He groans.

“Only if you make her stop before I have to kill her and really piss Arion off.”

With that, I remember Damien is also a monster, and I turn and head off with the assurance he’s a big boy who can take care of himself, even when he looks sad, miserable, and a little lonely.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Freak

“A man without a dream is a man without a soul”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Freak

“The sting of betrayal never burns any less, no matter how many centuries dwindle on.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Freak

“The peanut gallery around me has stopped giving any commentary, so I have no idea what is going on.
- Violet”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Freak

“Sick and searching is the man who cries for blood on the backs of the fallen he never really knew. He’s a soul in need of bloodshed, and soulless are those who follow with righteous damnation on their tongues.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Freak

“Anna. Once they’re in your life, you just adapt to their creepy ways and start to find the weird charm in them.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Freak

“You learn to take the punches when they come, and have your weak moments when you can afford to be vulnerable.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Freak

“I’m trying to be your dirty, kinky rebound from the boring, drab Van Helsing. I’m not trying to be your gay best friend. My answer is that he’s not worth it, but I am”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Freak

“still exhausted from my panic attack—as I like to call it when I break out and turn into a lethal, crazed, unstoppable monster.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Freak

“His eyes brighten like I’ve asked the right question somehow, when I was just trying to be a deflective smartass. I fail at the simplest of tasks.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Freak

“She tends to slip out when we argue or fight.”
― Kristy Cunning, Gypsy Freak