Family Stew Quotes

“And if you're really lucky, you might even get to overhear him sometime saying with a twinge of pride to one of his friends, "That's my dad." Then you know you've achieved the most esteemed position on Earth. When you've become in the eyes of your child...a hero.”
― Chip Tudor, Family Stew

“As pets, I rank fish at the bottom of the scale (pun intended). I mean, what do you do with pet fish? You can't rough house with them, take them for walks, teach them tricks (unless it's a pet dolphin which technically isn't even a fish), or scratch behind their ears.”
― Chip Tudor, Family Stew

“Even as an adult I never completely outgrow peer pressure. There's a subtle pressure that says if my kids don't do cool things and have cool stuff like other kids then I'm a terrible parent.”
― Chip Tudor, Family Stew