Magic and Other Misdemeanors Quotes

“I was going to say he's aimless," the witch replied. "I know he's a bit old to be old to living at home with his mom, but he's had a difficult time holding a job. He's worked at Wendy's, Taco Bell, and Burger King, but it all ends the same way- he challenges his manager to combat, takes over the restaurant, and enslaves his coworkers. Then it's back to video games." - Morgan le Fay”
― Michael Buckley, Magic and Other Misdemeanors

“Is this a torture chamber?" Puck asked eagerly. "Listen to all the suffering! Isn't it cool?"
"This is a dental office," the receptionist explained. "People come here to get a healthy smile."
There was another groan.
Puck laughed. "Sure! That guy sounds like he's smiling alright. Are you hiring?”
― Michael Buckley, Magic and Other Misdemeanors

“You mean people pay you to do this to them? I thought you had captured these people and brought them here against their will! How do I become a dentist?”
― Michael Buckley, Magic and Other Misdemeanors

“It’s not a matter of if . . . it’s a matter of when.”
― Michael Buckley, Magic and Other Misdemeanors

“THEY’RE NOT DOLLS. THEY’RE ACTION FIGURES!”
― Michael Buckley, Magic and Other Misdemeanors

“Geeky?” Uncle Jake interrupted. “Nerdy?” Sabrina offered. “Mucho lame-o?” Daphne added.”
― Michael Buckley, Magic and Other Misdemeanors

“If she said to dress lightly, that meant wear as little as possible. If she said to bring a towel, that meant bring a dozen. If she said to dress warmly, that meant two pairs of long johns, four pairs of socks, heavy blue jeans, boots, two sweaters, scarves, mittens, and a down coat. “Very, very warm” might well mean they should bring a portable space heater.”
― Michael Buckley, Magic and Other Misdemeanors

“Sabrina and Puck, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g, first comes love—”
― Michael Buckley, Magic and Other Misdemeanors

“bewildered and betrayed.”
― Michael Buckley, Magic and Other Misdemeanors