Bite Me Quotes

“Good guys are boring. Bad guys are hot.”
― K. B. Rainwater, Bite Me

“You hear that, boys? No one is responsible for your actions but you. Do you want to be someone’s morning-after regret? Because if so, you’re a terrible person, and you deserve to go to jail. If not, spare some thought to the consequences before you decide to pick up that drunk chick at the bar.”
― K.B. Rainwater, Bite Me

“I am a bastard and a whoreson and whatever else you want to call me, just please call me!”
― K.B. Rainwater, Bite Me

“Ash, if you must play avenging angel, could you do it a bit quieter? I've got this awful headache.”
― K.B. Rainwater, Bite Me

“My mother, may she rest in death as she never did in life, is not relevant to this discussion.”
― K.B. Rainwater, Bite Me

“Friends were just liabilities waiting to happen.”
― K.B. Rainwater, Bite Me

“The English language is my bitch. I like to bend it over the table and have my way with it.”
― K.B. Rainwater, Bite Me

“If and when he breaks my heart, I'll gather up all the pieces and duct tape them back together.”
― K. B. Rainwater, Bite Me

“You do not believe in much of anything, it seems.” He sounded curious rather than condemning.
“I believe in killing people,” she said flippantly, as she headed toward to pistol range at the back of the store.”
― K. B. Rainwater, Bite Me

“Ash, be honest. In a fight between me and a serial killer, who would win?”
― K. B. Rainwater, Bite Me

“You hurt me, I hurt you worse.”
― K. B. Rainwater, Bite Me

“I can assure you, milady, that the sign of the cross does not deter me, and the worst I have suffered from garlic is bad breath.”
― K. B. Rainwater, Bite Me

“Even if she did have a death wish, Death's too smart to come for her.”
― K. B. Rainwater, Bite Me

“If he tries to date anyone else, I'll castrate him, so that makes us exclusive, right?”
― K. B. Rainwater, Bite Me