Putting the Fun in Funeral Quotes

“I was feeling a whole lot like a mushroom—kept in the dark and fed a lot of shit.”
― Diana Pharaoh Francis, Putting the Fun in Funeral

“There are a few phrases you can say to a woman that will send her from zero to bitch in less than a second. The top two being: you’d be prettier if you smiled, and you’re beautiful when you’re angry.”
― Diana Pharaoh Francis, Putting the Fun in Funeral