Biting Nixie Quotes

“Since a cold shower wasn't handy, I decided to walk my squishy off." - Nixie”
― Mary Hughes, Biting Nixie

“I cringed as the band oozed into the next chord. If notes were cars, I think there was a D major under the wreckage.”
― Mary Hughes, Biting Nixie

“Do you ever speak a known language? Sanskrit, perhaps?”
― Mary Hughes, Biting Nixie

“Forget Murphy’s Law. Nixie’s Law: if you were waiting to make a left turn, there was always one oncoming fucktard who sailed through on the red. If you were in a grocery line, whichever line you picked would be run by Nimrod the Wonder-Iguana.”
― Mary Hughes, Biting Nixie

“The two terms are mutually exclusive. Like military intelligence. An oxymoron, emphasis on moron.”
― Mary Hughes, Biting Nixie