The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Radio Scripts Quotes

“And that reminds me: Random, I forbid you to marry a Vogon! RANDOM: You what? ARTHUR: Nothing. Just fulfilling a promise I made to myself a long time ago.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Further Radio Scripts

“That man wants to knock my house down!"

Ford glanced at him, puzzled.

"Well he can do it while you're away can't he?" he asked.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Radio Scripts: Tertiary, Quandary & Quintessential Phases

“(About a generic Englishman Arthur Dent)
“Yeah,” said Zaphod with a sudden evil grin, “you’d just have to program it to say What? and I don’t understand and Where’s the tea? – who’d know the difference?”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Radio Scripts: Tertiary, Quandary & Quintessential Phases

“The chances of finding out what really is going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Radio Scripts: Tertiary, Quandary & Quintessential Phases

“The F-15 came out of the clouds on combat power, unleashing a trail of death and lead in its wastes!”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Radio Scripts: Tertiary, Quandary & Quintessential Phases

“Мнозина изказваха мнението, че поначало човечеството е допуснало огромна грешка, като е слязло от дърветата. А някои дори твърдяха, че дори и крачката към дърветата била погрешна и въобще не е трябвало да напускат океаните.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Radio Scripts: Tertiary, Quandary & Quintessential Phases

“I refuse to prove that I exist,” says God “for proof denies faith and without faith I am nothing”.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Radio Scripts: Tertiary, Quandary & Quintessential Phases

“Well, the story so far certainly is strange enough; the robot stood here for three days and nights after its arrival, we think now waiting for a deputation of lizards. Several politicians thought to have lizard-like characteristics were sent to parley with the robot but were fried by the flying arc-welding kits which defend this area. That resulted in the almost complete annihilation of the Cabinet and many Opposition MPs.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Further Radio Scripts

“Hi there! This is Eddie your shipboard computer, and I'm feeling just great
guys, and I know I'm just going to get a bundle of kicks out of any
programme you care to run through me.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Radio Scripts: Tertiary, Quandary & Quintessential Phases