Good Time Quotes
Good Time
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Jana Aston7,442 ratings, 4.15 average rating, 990 reviews
Good Time Quotes
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“I think I might be a porcupine. I read something once about how the female porcupine lures the male porcupines to her, selects one but then makes him wait until she’s good and ready before presenting herself for sex. Once she’s had enough she tells the male porcupine to fuck off because she’d rather be alone. I’m paraphrasing obviously, but you get the gist.”
― Good Time
― Good Time
“I’m just a girl enjoying her own company with a cup of coffee and a muffin, incognito-ing like a baller.”
― Good Time
― Good Time
“I’m not a terrible employee, it’s just that we’re covering the same material that was sent via email two days ago. Maybe some people need to have the email read aloud to them. I do not. I’m an excellent reader, it’s one of my strengths.”
― Good Time
― Good Time
“I don’t think devastating is the right word. I need to thesaurus myself another word for his eyes later. A word that means I want to have his babies immediately.”
― Good Time
― Good Time
“Romance novels.” I say it proudly because I don’t care if he is a fancy lawyer, I’m not embarrassed about my choice of reading material.”
― Good Time
― Good Time
