I Hate Everyone Quotes

“As someone who cannot drive for various reasons, I am at the mercy of public transit, a system that has worse side effects than over the counter medication.”
― Michelle Franklin, I Hate Everyone: An introvert’s miserable adventures with mailmen, children, the outdoors, and the human condition.

“Taking a Thing that is Wanted without paying for it now called stealing. In the barter system of prehistoric times, this was called survival, because honesty had not been invented yet.”
― Michelle Franklin, I Hate Everyone: An introvert’s miserable adventures with mailmen, children, the outdoors, and the human condition.

“There is no possible way to have a rational discussion with a zealot: It is rather like beating a child that is already hitting itself.”
― Michelle Franklin, I Hate Everyone: An introvert’s miserable adventures with mailmen, children, the outdoors, and the human condition.

“What can you do, of course, is an ancient and long-understood euphemism for, "I hate everything," [...].”
― Michelle Franklin, I Hate Everyone: An introvert’s miserable adventures with mailmen, children, the outdoors, and the human condition.

“Volunteering is a great way to see how many parsimonious people there are in the world.”
― Michelle Franklin, I Hate Everyone: An introvert’s miserable adventures with mailmen, children, the outdoors, and the human condition.

“The best gift you can give me on my birthday is no disappointment.”
― Michelle Franklin, I Hate Everyone: An introvert’s miserable adventures with mailmen, children, the outdoors, and the human condition.