The Grand Tour Guide to the World Quotes

“Hence, once the director calls cut on a take, May will often roar, ‘Get me pussy,’ and Munn will appear with the furiously mewing orb of animals. This is not to be mistaken for anything else. He’s not Donald Trump.”
― Jeremy Clarkson, The Grand Tour Guide to the World

“My last-ever televised skid.
It's strange when you think about it, because everybody
does everything in their life for the last time at some point.
The last time you dive off a boat.
The last time you kick a football.
The last time you do sex.
But you don't know, when you're doing it, that you're doing it for the last time.
So I shall remember that skid."

The Grand Tour: One For The Road
Secound: 01:08:06,000”
― Jeremy Clarkson, The Grand Tour Guide to the World

“The Italians are responsible for Fiat, Ferrari, Lancia, Alfa Romeo, De Tomaso, Lamborghini, Maserati and Pagani. It wouldn’t seem so unfair if they weren’t also really good at food, art and fashion. Selfish. That’s what it is, it’s selfish.”
― Jeremy Clarkson, The Grand Tour Guide to the World

“IF THE MCLAREN P1 ISN’T FASTER THAN THOSE OTHER TWO CARS YOU CAN KNOCK MY HOUSE DOWN … OH BUGGER’ – JEREMY CLARKSON”
― Jeremy Clarkson, The Grand Tour Guide to the World

“Three chums would find themselves at a loose end for whatever reason and would agree to travel together to foreign lands for the purposes of cultural and spiritual enrichment.”
― Jeremy Clarkson, The Grand Tour Guide to the World

“Flying means boredom. Next time you're going away, just drive. You can leave when you want. You don't have to sit next to a stranger. You can listen to all sorts of loud music without headphones and look at things out of the window that aren't just clouds. Driving is sensible alternative to flying.”
― Jeremy Clarkson, The Grand Tour Guide to the World

“The thing about going abroad is that it's quite far away.”
― Richard Hammond, The Grand Tour Guide to the World