Dead Men's Trousers Quotes

“Ah fuckin hate the way some American cunts call lassies cunts. Fuckin offensive, that shite.”
― Irvine Welsh, Dead Men's Trousers

“I pay more tax registered in Holland than I would in the USA, but better gieing to the Dutch to build dams than the Yanks to build bombs.”
― Irvine Welsh, Dead Men's Trousers

“I'm glad our slivers of existence intersected in a Venn diagram between the crushing slabs of oblivion on either side of them”
― Irvine Welsh, Dead Men's Trousers

“You never know if he’s being ironic or dyslexic.”
― Irvine Welsh, Dead Men's Trousers

“You’re nothing but a work-in-progress until that day you fall out of this world into the land ay dead men’s trousers.”
― Irvine Welsh, Dead Men's Trousers

“We are nothing but consumers now: of sex, drugs, war, guns, clothes, TV shows.”
― Irvine Welsh, Dead Men's Trousers

“I’ve always enjoyed boyishness, never striven for maturity. Manhood is an ill-fitting cloak on my shoulders, like being dressed by somebody else.”
― Irvine Welsh, Dead Men's Trousers

“One day this magnificent charge will go, like vision, hearing, continence, and I hope it’s the very last of them to succumb.”
― Irvine Welsh, Dead Men's Trousers