This Is Not Fame Quotes

“Stop worrying about your credits and consider enjoying your day. You die at the end.”
― Doug Stanhope, This Is Not Fame: A "From What I Re-Memoir"

“Some of the best nights in your life will never make it onto your Wikipedia page. Stop worrying about your credits and consider enjoying the day.
You die at the end.”
― Doug Stanhope, This Is Not Fame: A "From What I Re-Memoir"

“I think a lot of women look at hookers like scabs crossing a picket line. “You can’t just go out and sell it! We’re holding out for so much more!”
― Doug Stanhope, This Is Not Fame: A "From What I Re-Memoir"

“I have the Tony Romo of dicks. It can squeak out a win on the road in Buffalo but when you put it in the big game under pressure, it fumbles.”
― Doug Stanhope, This Is Not Fame: A "From What I Re-Memoir"

“I ventured the idea that, as most of the women in Kilkenny were such misshapen pigs, if you were to actually fuck them, you would be more concerned the next morning about what species they were rather than what age.”
― Doug Stanhope, This Is Not Fame: A "From What I Re-Memoir"