Straight Outta Fangton Quotes

“Don't allow yourself to become the monster humans wish to make you. Don't live down to their expectations or try to absorb their morality. They're not worth it.”
― C.T. Phipps, Straight Outta Fangton

“When you bite a human being... it's always sexual.”
― C.T. Phipps, Straight Outta Fangton

“Vampires actually slurp rather than suck,” I said, correcting a long-held misconception. “The heart does most of the pumping, so you really just open your mouth and let it go into your throat. The trick is to swallow it in gulps or you lose all the flavor.” Melissa”
― C.T. Phipps, Straight Outta Fangton

“Don't allow yourself to become the monster humans wish to make you.”
― C.T. Phipps, Straight Outta Fangton

“The only reason people aren't all dragging vampires out into the sun or dousing us with gasoline like your group wants to do is because of a concentrated hundred-and-ten-year plan to make us palatable to mankind. From Bram Stoker to that Meyer woman, we have been subtly brainwashing humanity into believing our race could live in peace with yours.”
― C.T. Phipps, Straight Outta Fangton