Breathers Quotes

“If you've never woken up from a car accident to discover that your wife is dead and you're an animated, rotting corpse, then you probably wouldn't understand. ”
― S.G. Browne, Breathers: A Zombie's Lament

“If you've never been in a dumpster coated with industrial waste while someone stabs you with a piece of sharpened rebar, then you probably wouldn't understand.”
― S.G. Browne, Breathers: A Zombie's Lament

“My mother tries to explain that I need support and that I'm just going through a period of adjustment. "Like puberty," she says.”
― S.G. Browne, Breathers: A Zombie's Lament

“But what am I, if not an infant? Born into a world of decay. Relearning how to walk and talk. Suckling from the bosom of hope.”
― S.G. Browne, Breathers: A Zombie's Lament

“If I could blush, I'd be a third degree sunburn.”
― S.G. Browne, Breathers: A Zombie's Lament