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S.G. Browne

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S.G. Browne is the author of the novels Less Than Hero, Big Egos, Lucky Bastard, Fated, and Breathers, as well as the eBook short story collection Shooting Monkeys in a Barrel and the heartwarming holiday tale I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus.

He loves dark comedies, Ben & Jerry's ice cream, and is a sucker for It's a Wonderful Life. You can learn more about S.G. Browne and his writing at www.sgbrowne.com




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S.G. Browne Write something that makes you feel something. Something that makes you laugh or cry or sends chills down the back of your neck. Something that…moreWrite something that makes you feel something. Something that makes you laugh or cry or sends chills down the back of your neck. Something that resonates with you. Because if it doesn't resonate with you, it's not going to resonate with anyone else.(less)
S.G. Browne Zombie McNuggets, finger fries, brain slices, and your choice of Cadaver Cuties or Yoplait low-fat brainberry yogurt. Comes with your choice of milk,…moreZombie McNuggets, finger fries, brain slices, and your choice of Cadaver Cuties or Yoplait low-fat brainberry yogurt. Comes with your choice of milk, chocolate milk, or apple juice.

Of course since these are served to Breathers and not to zombies, it's just a marketing ploy to make kids think they're eating fingers and brains. In reality they're getting your standard health-conscious meal from McDonald's.(less)
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