I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere But the Pool Quotes

“I know that people get angry and I'm generally a fan of emotions. And to be real, it makes great television. A debate where everybody is yelling at each other is totally fun to watch.
Until you realize that's how we choose a president.”
― Lisa Scottoline, I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere But the Pool

“My shrinking ice cubes looked like the victim of global warming, missing only a tiny polar bear waving a withe flag.”
― Francesca Serritella, I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere But the Pool

“You haven't lived until you duct-taped a diaper on a dog.”
― Lisa Scottoline, I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere But the Pool

“I already know when I'm being bad, and I don't need to be nagged by my underwear.”
― Lisa Scottoline, I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere But the Pool

“I'm always interested in products that claim to be aphrodisiacs, when we all know that the one and only aphrodisiac is a man volunteering to build you some bookshelves.”
― Lisa Scottoline, I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere But the Pool

“I'm a professional worrier.
It comes with the ovaries.”
― Lisa Scottoline, I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere But the Pool

“Love is better than hate at all times.”
― Lisa Scottoline, I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere But the Pool

“Either we need more love or we're giving more love, but either way this is a miraculous and wonderful improvement for all mankind, womankind and book kind.”
― Lisa Scottoline, I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere But the Pool