Dog Only Knows Quotes

“The first commandment of dog behavior: Thou shalt not hump. Thou shalt especially not hump in public. Thou shalt not hump thy neighbor’s wife, thy neighbor’s leg, or thy neighbor’s Jack Russell Terrier. - Belle, Dog Only Knows”
― Terry Kaye, Dog Only Knows

“If you never leave me, I won't eat your stuff. - Belle, Dog Only Knows”
― Terry Kaye, Dog Only Knows

“Opposable thumbs are overrated.”
― Terry Kaye, Dog Only Knows