The Adventures of Sir Edric Quotes

“He ate with all the restraint of a nymphomaniac at an orgy.”
― Thaddeus White, The Adventures of Sir Edric

“The elf was armed with a bow, a sword, and an overwhelming sense of his own importance.”
― Thaddeus White, The Adventures of Sir Edric

“You can’t fight if you’re drunk,” she nagged.
You’ve clearly never been on a battlefield. Or in a pub, for that matter.”
― Thaddeus White, The Adventures of Sir Edric

“A golden dragon. Splendid. My life expectancy has just become shorter than a gnome’s todger.”
― Thaddeus White, The Adventures of Sir Edric

“If I wanted a life of chastity I’d live with my wife.”
― Thaddeus White, The Adventures of Sir Edric