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The Big O The Big O by H.J. Bellus
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“I’m twenty-four, a first grade teacher, have a Yorkie named Pedro, a goldfish named Fish, have never had sex, or a serious boyfriend, and I’m the town lesbian who pukes when she sees a pussy. Nothing really to be jealous of at all.”
― H.J. Bellus, The Big O
tags: boyfriend, darting, freaking-out, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous, humour, jealous, lesbian, modern-life, rant, relationships, romance, sex, teacher, twentysomething, virgin, virginity
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“He looks like he can shit glitter and then make it rain sprinkles.”
― H.J. Bellus, The Big O
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