Lost in Hollywood Quotes

“I swear I must have a weird magnet. There is no other way to explain the statistical improbability that I could have this many weird people in my life.”
― Cindy Callaghan, Lost in Hollywood

“We need a teleporter,” Grant said, staring at the traffic. “Intelligent life on other planets teleport all the time. I’m sure.” I whispered to Payton, “I’d like to teleport him back to his home planet.”
― Cindy Callaghan, Lost in Hollywood

“We high-fived by tapping our Twizzlers together. We’d come up with a million different ways to high-five without using our palms.”
― Cindy Callaghan, Lost in Hollywood

“Mom rushed away from the TV—something she only does for a pee emergency or a grease fire.”
― Cindy Callaghan, Lost in Hollywood

“Some girls have brothers who burp; some have brothers who punch them. I have one who thinks he’s parked at my house temporarily while he’s between intergalactic voyages.”
― Cindy Callaghan, Lost in Hollywood

“Dad hooked the pipe cleaners over his ears. “You can wear this to soak up your drool while you sleep . . . or . . . I suppose, while you’re awake, if you’re the kind of person who drools when you’re awake. I would imagine there are people like that. And it keeps your pillowcase dry, or your shirt, if you’re awake.”
― Cindy Callaghan, Lost in Hollywood

“Grant…doesn’t use the helmet for football. He tapes balls of aluminum foil to it to help him connect with aliens who might try to talk to him.”
― Cindy Callaghan, Lost in Hollywood