Ratpunzel Quotes

“Wilbur looked at the list glumly. "Are you sure you need all this stuff?"
"Yep."
"The ax?"
"The ax is critical."
"The chalk?"
"The chalk is super-critical."
"The bungee cords?"
"Bungee cords are the single most useful object in the universe, Wilbur. People may say it’s duct tape, but it’s actually bungee cords. All great heroes know this.”
― Ursula Vernon, Ratpunzel

“Opera singers hardly ever got to slay dragons.”
― Ursula Vernon, Hamster Princess: Ratpunzel

“There are undoubtedly princesses out there with beautiful singing voices. Harriet was not one of them. She was good at hitting monsters with swords. Hitting notes was a little beyond her. Mumfrey made it through twenty minutes of tuneless singing and was very glad when he saw someone in the distance.”
― Ursula Vernon, Hamster Princess: Ratpunzel