My Ex-Boyfriend Is A Piece of Cr*p ...And Other Whimsical Stories Quotes

“The aristocracy had crumbled in her hands; the power vacuum she purchased was a good decision.”
― Charli Frisky, My Ex-Boyfriend Is A Piece of Cr*p ...And Other Whimsical Stories

“People say that if you want to get over someone you should think about them sitting on a toilet, but that only makes me want them more.”
― Charli Frisky, My Ex-Boyfriend Is A Piece of Cr*p ...And Other Whimsical Stories

“Do you have the tubes to ask me out or not?”
― Charli Frisky, My Ex-Boyfriend Is A Piece of Cr*p ...And Other Whimsical Stories