Red Knight Falling Quotes

“ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.”
― Craig Schaefer, Red Knight Falling

“Funny,” I said, “everybody’s saying they’re fine tonight. Not sure any of us really are.”
― Craig Schaefer, Red Knight Falling

“We’re here about a legal matter. A very sensitive legal matter. And unless we speak directly to Mr. Diehl immediately, we can’t guarantee it won’t leak to the media.” The receptionist looked like a deer in a semi’s headlights. “A . . . sensitive matter?” “A sensitive matter,” Jessie said, “involving two kilos of cocaine, three underage high school cheerleaders, and a Chihuahua.”
― Craig Schaefer, Red Knight Falling

“And hurts can heal.”
― Craig Schaefer, Red Knight Falling

“No. I won’t be owned—but I can be rented.”
― Craig Schaefer, Red Knight Falling

“I wasn’t sure where she was going with this, but I felt like a helium balloon at the end of her string.”
― Craig Schaefer, Red Knight Falling

“I hope every single time you have to compromise your morals to get the job done, it stings like hell and drags your heart through a goddamn sewer and makes you miserable”
― Craig Schaefer, Red Knight Falling

“Yeah. Stupidity should be painful. That’s how you learn not to be stupid.”
― Craig Schaefer, Red Knight Falling

“Remember this, Agent Black. Just because we're fighting the bad guys doesn't necessarily mean we're working for the good guys.”
― Craig Schaefer, Red Knight Falling

“It might not be easy...but it's closer to easy than it is to impossible.”
― Craig Schaefer, Red Knight Falling

“The road felt like an embarrassing affectation, an attempt to carve some kind of scar into the face of the forest vastness, to prove humanity had dominion here.”
― Craig Schaefer, Red Knight Falling

“When you're part of an illegal government conspiracy, your actual job description gets hazy...If you're working off the books, but the books don't officially exist in the first place, have you really gone rogue, or are you just putting in unpaid overtime?”
― Craig Schaefer, Red Knight Falling

“I pictured you with a more...musical name. What do you do, Marilyn?”
― Craig Schaefer, Red Knight Falling

“C’mon, clock’s ticking. Let’s go pick a fight with an evil billionaire wizard.”
― Craig Schaefer, Red Knight Falling

“Considering our mandate was to hunt and exterminate occult threats—going head-on against sorcerers, monsters, and the powers of hell—none of us expected to retire with a pension. Or an open-casket funeral.”
― Craig Schaefer, Red Knight Falling