Dirty Thirty Quotes

“Ancient whore secret:
to give enjoyable head,
enjoy giving head.”
― Asa Akira, Dirty Thirty: A Memoir

“Zero cavities.
Two abortions. One divorce.
Thirty years on Earth.”
― Asa Akira, Dirty Thirty: A Memoir

“Going comando.
Shaved my pussy just in case.
I should trip and fall.”
― Asa Akira, Dirty Thirty: A Memoir

“I feel like...if you’re in the shower with a boy, and he doesn’t pee on you, he’s not that into you. May”
― Asa Akira, Dirty Thirty

“Bruised knees cramp my style.
They scream cheap whore,
when I am an expensive one.”
― Asa Akira, Dirty Thirty: A Memoir

“Dropped a blueberry
Under the oven it rolls
Goodbye, forever”
― Asa Akira, Dirty Thirty

“Serial killing
definition: must hit three,
just like a gangbang.”
― Asa Akira, Dirty Thirty: A Memoir

“HAIKU Dropped a blueberry Under the oven it rolls Goodbye, forever”
― Asa Akira, Dirty Thirty

“Being in a public space with [Mark] Spiegler is simultaneously the best and worst. Because he's a porn agent, he's constantly on his phone yelling things like 'Your boy/girl scene tomorrow just became anal!' regardless of where we are.”
― Asa Akira, Dirty Thirty: A Memoir

“I can't help but wonder if it's because I'm a woman. I can't help but know the answer is yes.”
― Asa Akira, Dirty Thirty: A Memoir

“Still in bed at noon
Everyday is Saturday
When you are a whore”
― Asa Akira, Dirty Thirty

“Home at six AM.
Is it still a walk of shame?
I was shooting porn.”
― Asa Akira, Dirty Thirty: A Memoir

“Yes. Corey Feldman Lookalike was coming toward me. Corey Feldman Lookalike arrives in front of Asa. COREY FELDMAN LOOKALIKE Hi, I'm Corey Feldman.”
― Asa Akira, Dirty Thirty