Death and Taxes Quotes

“An accountant will tell you that the only two certainties in life are death and taxes. A baleful accountant can help you cheat both of them. They use the forbidden maths to extend the life span and wealth of their clients, but then they take a cut for themselves.”
― J. Zachary Pike, Death and Taxes: An Urban Fantasy Mystery

“The job market, however, proved distressingly uncooperative. All of the local barista positions had been filled by more enterprising philosophy majors, and Arthur lacked the skills to do much beyond make a cup of coffee.”
― J. Zachary Pike, Death and Taxes