My Brother's Keeper Quotes

“Why would I stop simply because I know it annoys you?”
― Alanea Alder, My Brother's Keeper

“I enjoy my crazy, thank you very much. I noticed a long time ago that those who value normalcy to the point of making someone else feel like shit for being different were assholes. I stopped caring about what people thought of me after that.”
― Alanea Alder, My Brother's Keeper

“As I was saying...They train these girls to be like tiny ninjas. They have to earn special badges for the survival skills that they learn, kinda like how we teach the cadets. Now to balance out all the weapons training and harshness of wilderness survival, they also teach them to bake cookies.”
― Alanea Alder, My Brother's Keeper

“Aiden stepped forward. "We would like to negotiate."
The ninja with metal in her mouth looked up. "What's negotiate?"
Aiden leaned back and winked at him. "Evasive answering. They are professionals. Look, she has the most badges, she is clearly their leader."
He then leaned down and got right in the ninja's face. "We want your cookies.”
― Alanea Alder, My Brother's Keeper

“You're officially family now; you've cussed at the breakfast table.”
― Alanea Alder, My Brother's Keeper

“Meryn's mouth dropped. "Seriously? We're dealing with a paranormal version of Pinky and the Brain?”
― Alanea Alder, My Brother's Keeper

“If I was slightly more attracted to men, I'd trade sexual favors for coffee like this every morning.”
― Alanea Alder, My Brother's Keeper

“Kendrick fumed. "Between video games and anime, any teenager can learn the sacred arts; it isn't right."

"What video game? If it teaches magic, I'm so in." Meryn declared.

"It's an RPG; I can show you later," Anne promised.

Aiden, looking a bit pale, turned to Kendrick. "It's just a game right? They can't really learn magic, can they?”
― Alanea Alder, My Brother's Keeper

“You mean to tell me my brother is lying here in a coma, every witch is in danger, my best friend and godsdaughter are at the top of the enemy's hit list, and I have two versions of Amelia to watch over, plus your flaky mother?" Kendrick bit off every word.”
― Alanea Alder, My Brother's Keeper

“As there is a sun and moon, a sky and earth, and a Lord and Lady, so there are two pieces to this one soul. Let us be complete once more, never to be torn apart. I give everything I am into my mate's keeping, let my love protect and guard our joined souls.”
― Alanea Alder, My Brother's Keeper