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Death Doesn't Bargain
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Sherrilyn Kenyon2,888 ratings, 4.13 average rating, 270 reviews
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“Head! Get some good head here! Big head. Little head. Matters naught! I've something for every budget, mates! Just tell me what's your pleasure!"
Stunned completely, William drew up short. It took him a second to realize the man yelling had a basket of shrunken heads he was peddling to the occupants, who were basically ignoring his grisly wares.
Arching his brow as the grimy man brushed rudely against them without a polite acknowledgement, Devyl swept his hand over the shrunken, leathery offerings. The instant he did so, their shriveled mouths opened.
As did their eyes.
With an echoing shriek, the man dropped the basket of heads, which began singing hymns a cappella like a bunch of Sunday Protestants, and ran for the door.
William snorted. "You're an evil bugger, Captain."
"Merely putting the dear of God into him, Mr. Death. Besides, it's what he gets for soliciting head in a public place. I'm just trying to keep the pub decent for hardworking sailors.”
― Death Doesn't Bargain
Stunned completely, William drew up short. It took him a second to realize the man yelling had a basket of shrunken heads he was peddling to the occupants, who were basically ignoring his grisly wares.
Arching his brow as the grimy man brushed rudely against them without a polite acknowledgement, Devyl swept his hand over the shrunken, leathery offerings. The instant he did so, their shriveled mouths opened.
As did their eyes.
With an echoing shriek, the man dropped the basket of heads, which began singing hymns a cappella like a bunch of Sunday Protestants, and ran for the door.
William snorted. "You're an evil bugger, Captain."
"Merely putting the dear of God into him, Mr. Death. Besides, it's what he gets for soliciting head in a public place. I'm just trying to keep the pub decent for hardworking sailors.”
― Death Doesn't Bargain
