Brandon Mills versus the V-Card Quotes

“So what are you guys doing?" Deacon sat beside them. He pulled his physics book from under Mark's bed.
"Having guy talk," Mark said.
Brandon snorted.
"No, really. I read an article in Time about how guys share their feelings and whatever now. As long as we mention the name of a sports team once in this conversation, we're totally manly. Also, erogenous zones are science.”
― Lisa Henry, Brandon Mills versus the V-Card

“I’m actually bi,” Scoops said. Blake stared at him, mouth slightly open. “So you do threesomes?” “No.” Scoops glared. “That is not what bi means.” “Right.” Blake nodded so seriously Alex almost laughed. “Because…it means…?” “That I feel attracted to both men and women. But not necessarily at the same time.” Blake wrote frantically in his notebook. Alex really, really wanted to peek. Blake looked up suddenly at Scoops. “That’s awesome, man. That’s awesome. That totally makes sense. And that’s probably what’s going on with my little dude. Maybe he likes the ladies and the gents. That’s what’s confusing him.” “Your ‘little dude’?” Scoops asked. Alex saw his gaze flick to Blake’s crotch.”
― Lisa Henry, Brandon Mills versus the V-Card

“Ah," Mark said. "I see. Awkward silence."
"You don't say 'awkward silence'," Alex said. "You just let it happen."
"I said 'awkward silence' to fill the awkward silence. It's meta."
"I don't think it is.”
― Lisa Henry, Brandon Mills versus the V-Card

“I'm not letting you give me a dinosaur and run away!" Dinosaurs fucking meant something.”
― Lisa Henry, Brandon Mills versus the V-Card