The Great Deceiver Quotes

“No one wants to sit through a drawn-out tale any more than they want a third nipple”
― Andrew Cormier, The Great Deceiver

“Even the worst humans in the history of the world didn’t grow up thinking, "I hope I slaughter an entire race of people when I’m an adult".”
― Andrew Cormier, The Great Deceiver

“If people realized the great pains I go through to impose such delicious torment on him, they would be more punctilious.”
― Andrew Cormier, The Great Deceiver

“As the days went by, my frustration festered like an outhouse during a Jamaican summer.”
― Andrew Cormier, The Great Deceiver

“I declare this man a saint!”
― Andrew Cormier, The Great Deceiver

“The world was left in complete devastation but I ruled most of what remained”
― Andrew Cormier, The Great Deceiver

“Now that’s a true bitch, but that’s Hell for you.”
― Andrew Cormier, The Great Deceiver

“With timid curiosity, I asked, “what do you mean the old bodies get reused?”
― Andrew Cormier, The Great Deceiver

“My name is one best whispered in terror in a dark corner.”
― Andrew Cormier, The Great Deceiver

“A lazy soldier gets no killing done”
― Andrew Cormier, The Great Deceiver